Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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