the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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