is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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