what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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