hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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