big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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