matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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