Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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