I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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