this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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