her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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