Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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