Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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