I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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