Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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