I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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