So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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