i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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