I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
