I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
