hotel room ftw
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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