I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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