Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We named our party play list daddy issues
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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