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White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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