the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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