Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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