i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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