She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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