Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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