Your tits are I can't wait for
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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