i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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