Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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