"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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