Sry I called you an 8
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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