I don't think brook has ever known best
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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