there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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