He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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