no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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