There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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