His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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