Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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