Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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