guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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