Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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