Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you made out with another girl for some wings
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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