Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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