Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize