Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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