you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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