She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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