sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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