I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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