god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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