I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
