I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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